I've been collecting both quotations and fortune slips from fortune cookies. Here are just a few:
“You’re only one project away from fame.”
–Porter Hall Janitor
“Self-sabotage is when we say we want something and then go about making sure it doesn’t happen.”
–Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
“You’re never going to know what you want to do with your life, so there’s no point worrying about it.”
–Josh Finkle
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
–Eleanor Roosevelt
“It will all be okay in the end. If it is not okay, if it's not okay, it's not the end."
–Shalini Vajjhala
“It is best to act with confidence, no matter how little right you have to it”
–Fortune Cookie.